The Wisconsin I Used to be From….

When I first moved to DC, Wisconsin had 2 single Jewish Senators, the first lesbian on Capitol Hill, and an allergist/Congressman that once suggested that Obama get a golden retriever and shave it to help his daughter’s allergies.

Those days may soon be completely over, as Wisconsin might now be known for producing a blue-eyed jerk that if elected Vice President, will be intent on gutting Medicare for our beloved seniors.  At least Wisconsin still has the Fonzie statue…

“Paul Ryan” is also way too similar to my original stage name—Brian Paul—for my own comfort.

To be continued…


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