November 27, 2012
Late Night Jokes for November 28, 2012
- Bill Clinton said in an interview that during his 2-term presidency, he only sent two emails. One email was about ordering late night Chinese food, and the other email involved asking an old buddy from Yale what kind of food drunk Jewish interns enjoy after hooking up.
- A group of nude AIDS activists stormed into the office of Speaker of the House John Boehner today. The Speaker became agitated and screamed at the protesters, “FOR THE LAST TIME! MY OFFICE TANNING BED IS NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!”
- Air New Zealand has unveiled a Hobbit-themed airplane. The airline expects incidents of mile-high club sex to be non-existent on those flights.
- Football teams from Notre Dame and either Georgia or Alabama will be playing for the BCS National Championship in January. God reiterated to all three fan bases that he will not be answering any prayers about the game, since his eligibility ended 2000 years ago.