A record storm might hit Washington, DC this week. It’s called Hurricane SlapHappy Inauguration Tourists.
University of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o is in trouble after faking having a girlfriend with a terminal illness. He said having a fake girlfriend with a terminal illness is almost as bad as playing football for a school with a dying self-important reputation.
The world is awaiting the highly anticipated interview between Lance Armstrong and Oprah Winfrey. Insiders say the interview will be 120 minutes of tips on how to lose weight using a bicycle and steroids.
President Obama is struggling with the Debt Ceiling. If a solution isn’t reached, Republicans have threatened to continue to not cooperate until people like Obama less than them.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas spoke four words for the first time on the bench in 7 years. Those words were, “I just farted, everyone.” (See THE COMEDY NEWS)
Wal-Mart announced plans to hire 100,000 U.S. veterans. Wal-Mart said their motivation stems from not wanting Congress to be the only ones to deny our troops health care.
A survivalist group is trying to build a gated community which could hold up to 7,000 like-minded families. They plan on calling themselves, “The state of Wyoming”.
The makers of a Star Wars video game are making a new version that features a gay planet. The gay planet’s love interest will be a dumb planet named Earth.
Former Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich has been hired by Fox News. We always knew Fox News was run by very small men, but now they’ve gone a bit literal.
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