In a survey by CareerBuilder, only 14% of workers rate their bosses either a “D” or an “F”. The other 86% aren’t allowed to use the internet while at work.
The US Supreme Court ruled that police may not search the mobile phones of people they arrest unless they have a search warrant. Because of this, iTunes has listed the Ice-T classic hit, “Cop Killa” on sale for $0.99.
John Boehner has vowed to sue President Obama over his recent Executive Orders. If this saga were a Netflix show, it would be called “Orange Sues the New Black”.
A Federal Appeals Court has ruled that Utah’s same-sex marriage ban is unconstitutional. The reason this took so long to undo is because someone had to teach the whole state of Utah about the concept of sex.
Brazilian authorities forcibly displaced thousands of people from their homes and jobs to construct the facilities for the World Cup. As a result, many soccer tourists are in the stands coping with unkempt vaginas.
A new Broadway musical about President Bill Clinton is coming. No, that’s the title of the show: “Coming”.
LeBron James, now a free agent, is likely to be leaving the Miami Heat. The 29-year-old star said he just wants to hog the ball with other people.
There are more museums in the US than there are Starbucks and McDonalds combined. So we may be fat, diabetic, and caffeinated, but we’re curious too.
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