Category Archives: Someecards

Brian’s Original Someecards for February 14, 2013

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I would get you flowers for Valentine's Day, but I know you will just throw them out before February 20.

I would get you flowers for Valentine’s Day, but I know you will just throw them out before February 20.

 

Funny TV Ecard: The saddest part about watching the The Simpsons is accepting that I will never meet and hug the actual Homer J. Simpson.

The saddest part about watching the The Simpsons is accepting that I will never meet and hug the actual Homer J. Simpson.

Funny TV Ecard: It's cool if you like Ronald Reagan. As long as you understand... that is the #1 reason you will never be invited to my birthday party.

It’s cool if you like Ronald Reagan. As long as you understand… that is the #1 reason you will never be invited to my birthday party.

Funny Breakup Ecard: My dog does not like you. ...he and I just noticed that you smell like stale Doritos and cheap bacon.

My dog does not like you. …he and I just noticed that you smell like stale Doritos and cheap bacon.

 


Someecards for Friday, February 1, 2013

Funny Weekend Ecard: Sorry, Boss, I can't hear you assigning me tasks over the sound of me strutting into temple and eating challah. See you Monday morning. %.

 

Funny Weekend Ecard: Friday-worship is only for people who haven't figured out how to party Sunday through Thursday and still kick ass at the office.


Brian’s Original Someecards For January 29-30, 2013

Funny Flirting Ecard: I found a sport more unlikable than soccer: humbly pretending to reach for the bill when you know damn well that you are being treated to dinne.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Eating the same leftovers for breakfast, lunch and dinner isn't pathetic, it's delicious. And I don't waste half the day choosing 3 new.


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